Something About Pit Bulls Being A Menace, But I’m Probably Going To Get My Dog From A Breeder
I call this one, “There Is Something That Makes Me Feel A Little Uneasy About The Dynamics Of These Situations Where We All Gather To Laugh At Racists Who Forgot To Make Their Facebook Pages Private (The Implication Among Other Things That We Are All Totally Not Racist And Are Way More Enlightened Than This Racist Etc.) But I Mean Come On.”
Incurable Gonorrhea May End Sex Forever
Some strains of STD ruining even the thought of intercourse
A boner-killing new superbug may be on its way: an incurable form of gonorrhea. The disease, once easily killed with a shot of penicillin, is increasingly becoming drug-resistant and causing sexually active people to consider celibacy. Soon, the world may face a version that can’t be killed by any known antibiotic, warned Catherine Ison, the director of the sexually transmitted bacteria reference library with the United Kingdom’s Health Protection Agency, a development that will only make it that much harder to get laid.
“so, when’s it gonna stop leaking”
“never”
“oh”
EAVB_BBDDNOJLLF
Shhhh….
(Eagles are very bald. But balder dolphins don’t notice or join large land fests.)
Some of the things I’ll miss most about being on a Harold team:
- 10% Harold team member discount at Foot Locker
- Daily e-mail blast to all Harold team members about which donut shops have excess donuts that they’ll give out for free at the end of the day to whoever wants them
- Personalized…
My Foot Locker discount still works.
Well… it turns out that it has a twist ending. Robert Pattison goes to work in his high rise office at the end of the movie.
Only it’s a little too tall.
And there’s an identical one across the plaza
And it’s September 11th.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
OMGOMGOMGOMG BEST ENDING EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
(via Gawker)
The trailer for the movie described below…
Wait… this might be the wrong video…
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