March 2011
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April 2010
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Today's Secret Message
EAVB_BBDDNOJLLF
Shhhh….
(Eagles are very bald. But balder dolphins don’t notice or join large land fests.)
March 2010
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Hal Phillips: Perks →
Some of the things I’ll miss most about being on a Harold team:
10% Harold team member discount at Foot Locker
Daily e-mail blast to all Harold team members about which donut shops have excess donuts that they’ll give out for free at the end of the day to whoever wants them
Personalized…
My Foot Locker discount still works.
Remember how I told you about Remember Me SPOILER...
Well… it turns out that it has a twist ending. Robert Pattison goes to work in his high rise office at the end of the movie.
Only it’s a little too tall.
And there’s an identical one across the plaza
And it’s September 11th.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
OMGOMGOMGOMG BEST ENDING EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
(via Gawker)
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2011 Oscar Frontrunner?
In the romantic drama Remember Me, Robert Pattinson stars Tyler, a rebellious young man rocked by family tragedy. When he meets Ally (Emilie de Ravin) through an unusual twist of fate, he falls in love, finding happiness and meaning in his life. But soon, hidden secrets are revealed, and the circumstances that brought them together slowly threaten to tear them apart.
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Great Moments in US History Via Jack Johnson
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what bubbletoes can do for your bubbletoes.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Bubbletoes.
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down those bubbletoes!
Tippicanoe and bubbletoes too.
And we will put a bubbletoes on the moon, by the end of this decade.
Ich Bin Ein Bubbletoes.
I cannot tell a bubbletoes!
Read my lips! No new bubbletoes!
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Fun Fact!
Thanks to Chile quakes, Earth’s day now 1.26 µs shorter according to Richard Gross, a geophysicist at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory
(via Matthew Carruth’s Twitter feed)
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Some notes from directing sketch comedy tonight...
What was the banana thing?
Is Tansey’s zany quirk cutting himself?
Why does Chris Farley come out??? Why not Fred Schneider?
BibLibs
Walter Cronkite is gold!
I’m to blame for our post 9/11 malaise!
Get out of the penis gag faster!!!!
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This is the Jewiest thing I've ever seen →
Matzoh Price Watch? Really Village Voice?
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Winky →
The show I wrote opens in under 3 weeks. Tickets go on sale tomorrow. Get them now.
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February 2010
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Love and Baseball by Doug Glanville →
This article made me happy for the same reasons I love For Love of the Game with Kevin Costner in spite of myself.
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Poetry by Alex Matthews (Inspired by the Health...
Alex: problem solved
O Captain my Captain
I'm not on the boat
so do what you want
our fearful trip is (who cares) done
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My Crude Summary of The Health Care Summit
kevhines:
iamachilles:
Democrats: This is our health care bill. Republicans: Looked at it. Couldn’t get our dicks hard for it. Democrats: Really? We are wet for this bill. Republicans: Yeah, sorry. Our dicks are soft. Democrats: Can you tell us what will make it hard. Republicans: Nah. President Obama: This is some bullshit.
The Health Care Debate is sexy!
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“It’s actually a pretty big deal, I think, for players,because it’s...”
– Jack Wilson on his Fielding Bible Award (via Baker)
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“The film is deficient in form and content—not naturalistic so much as neutered,...”
– Village Voice on A Prophet… this just seems like the definitive contrarian bullshit blurb, and only makes me more excited to see this movie.
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Ozzie Guillen's Twitter →
Can’t see how this could go wrong.
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Sleigh Bells - Crown on the Ground
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“When Billy Beane was thriving in Moneyball, it was because he had so many GMs to...”
– Will Leitch (via Deadspin)
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“It is strange that you all react to my pants like that. That is actually normal...”
– Ichiro… and the pants in question