Incurable Gonorrhea May End Sex Forever
Some strains of STD ruining even the thought of intercourse
A boner-killing new superbug may be on its way: an incurable form of gonorrhea. The disease, once easily killed with a shot of penicillin, is increasingly becoming drug-resistant and causing sexually active people to consider celibacy. Soon, the world may face a version that can’t be killed by any known antibiotic, warned Catherine Ison, the director of the sexually transmitted bacteria reference library with the United Kingdom’s Health Protection Agency, a development that will only make it that much harder to get laid.
“so, when’s it gonna stop leaking”
“never”
“oh”