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Incurable Gonorrhea May End Sex Forever
Some strains of STD ruining even the thought of intercourse
A boner-killing new superbug may be on its way: an incurable form of gonorrhea. The disease, once easily killed with a shot of penicillin, is increasingly becoming drug-resistant and causing sexually active people to consider celibacy. Soon, the world may face a version that can’t be killed by any known antibiotic, warned Catherine Ison, the director of the sexually transmitted bacteria reference library with the United Kingdom’s Health Protection Agency, a development that will only make it that much harder to get laid.

“so, when’s it gonna stop leaking”
“never”
“oh”

hatethefuture:

Incurable Gonorrhea May End Sex Forever

Some strains of STD ruining even the thought of intercourse

A boner-killing new superbug may be on its way: an incurable form of gonorrhea. The disease, once easily killed with a shot of penicillin, is increasingly becoming drug-resistant and causing sexually active people to consider celibacy. Soon, the world may face a version that can’t be killed by any known antibiotic, warned Catherine Ison, the director of the sexually transmitted bacteria reference library with the United Kingdom’s Health Protection Agency, a development that will only make it that much harder to get laid.

“so, when’s it gonna stop leaking”

“never”

“oh”

via hatethefuture
Posted on Friday, April 30 2010.
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  2. mrs-conditional-clause reblogged this from totallynotagentphilcoulson and added:
    I might actually have sex in the future though…. The future…
  3. dcsm-hero reblogged this from agniology and added:
    So HIV, AIDS, herpes, all the other STDS, and unwanted pregnancies aren’t a good reason to ‘consider condoms’? Wow.
  4. wintershome liked this
  5. hardboiledandwutnot reblogged this from kamen-rider-equine and added:
    People it’s not that hard Just kill the people infected with it It can only be sexually transmitted so it won’t be hard...
  6. agniology reblogged this from n8coatl and added:
    ^LOL i laughed out loud when i read that line not even getting my vagina scooped out would make me consider celibacy
  7. kamen-rider-equine reblogged this from totallynotagentphilcoulson and added:
    Well that’s a spirit breaker…
  8. n8coatl reblogged this from owl-recluse and added:
    No, I doubt that. I imagine it’s more like causing them to consider condoms but ok
  9. safefullofcherries reblogged this from owl-recluse and added:
    I WILL ALWAYS USE CONDOMS
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  16. nattywatty reblogged this from hatethefuture and added:
    TaKe CaRe!!! lol
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  20. spikesgaminghole reblogged this from hatethefuture and added:
    gonna stop leaking” “never” “oh”
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  22. damnthisironfist reblogged this from hatethefuture and added:
    definitely bad news from...future. Good thing there’s still time! D:
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  28. te-quilamockingbird reblogged this from amandatorymeeting and added:
    I’m living in the wrong generation.
  29. queen-of-everything reblogged this from amandatorymeeting and added:
    No one’s going to stop having sex because of this. I mean come awn. Still, that is quite daunting.
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  32. perpetualweirdo reblogged this from hatethefuture and added:
    line between joking...being real is blurred. Be weary, future. Be weary.
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  36. isadalawatatlo reblogged this from hatethefuture and added:
    they said it’s like kuto in yor pubic hair… :0
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